Him: Heh. Camelcase.
Fred: Camelcase. Yes. Camelcase.
Fred: It's not the same thing asCameltoe.
Him: Heh. You said Cameltoe.
Delegation Pattern: the tendency to ask the junior developer to do the work instead
Destructor: far less fun than it sounds
GUI: What your computer becomes after you spill your coffee on it.
Keyboard: Standard tool used to generate computer errors.
Mouse: Advanced input device to allow more rapid generation of computer errors.
Magic Numbers: So named because if you run into one of these whilst debugging, POOF, there goes the rest of the morning.
OOP: What you will eventually say (OOPs, shouldn't have hired him) if you hire anyone whose resume scatters this acronym liberally on their r
State-of-the-art: Someone else's computer.
Obsolete: Your computer
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
System Update - An automated method of to allow the trashing of all of your software at once
YAGNI and LACY: You Ain't Gonna Need It, and Losers Always Criticize You