My server is running ten minutes fast. I was going to adjust it, then I realized that it could be my talisman. So I will rephrase:
My server is from the future. Ten minutes in the future. I have a second server that pings it every minute. It is my reality heartbeat monitor. Any time the second server gets no response from the server in the future, it sends me an email and a SMS text, warning me that the apocalypse may happen within the next ten minutes. Then I casually move away from any glass windows.
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