Happy birthday google, You're not evil. Yet.

13 years old this month. Just old enough to be a teenager. In fact, you are not only a precocious teenager, you're a hipster teenager:

• You're convinced you know everything,
  
  
• When we tell you we need something, you suggest we need something else,
  
  
• iPhones are too mainstream for you, and you won't use them,
  
  
• You don't use Facebook. You have your own social network. We've probably never heard of it.
  
  
• You have the appetite of a teenager and gobble up everything in site.
  
  
• Your ads are obsessed with we what to wear, what to read, and how fat we are.
  
  

On the other hand, Apple is more like the parent of a teenager:

• We can only use apps that they approve of,
  
  
• As long as we're under their roof, we live by their rules,
  
  
• Developers have to watch their language or they will get sent to their room.,